Oh No She Didnt!

Okay, so I decided to go to the store the other day, and I was like im definatly not taking a cab, so im walking, and this lady walks next next to me, and is like "I cant believe that im wearing this pink robe, because I told this dog to sit his tale down" the dog is lookin at her like, you know what, your the one thats the biggest loser, im the one that was eliminated from top model, soooo, I just need to to tell my my brother to tell his sister,that if she doesnt get an education, shes never gonna get anywhere, espically if you drink watermelon soda, they dont even sell watermelom soda at the supermarket.

But you have to get it from Mars. There like, you know we dont sell snickers up here, because this is planet Mars, and they just totally eliminated Pluto. So I keep walkin down the street, and this man said, I know you aint carrying this bear around with you temper tantrum?

I said what temper tantrum, you know the dog has cancer? So now we going to the hostipital, me, the old man, the dog, and the woman, so the dog was like, you know I cant be here eat chocolate, because chocolate is toxic or dogs, but the vet was like, tell the cat hes emaciated, and he can eat as much chocolate as he wants.

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